Staff Picks: cheesy pickup lines


In the spirit of Valentine’s week, the topic for this week’s “Staff Picks” is cheesy pick up lines each of our staff members have heard of. If you have any topic suggestions that you would like to hear from us about, please email us at

Taylor Mahlinger, Editor-in-Chief:

“I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?”

“Is your name Google? Cause you have everything I’ve been searching for.”

Abby Stone, Managing Editor:

“Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.”

“Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.”

Shawna Morton, Back-end Editor:

“I don’t know that many pick up lines. But there was this guy I dated, and the first time we hung out, it had rained and he slipped and fell and said ‘see Shawna that’s how hard I’m falling for you.'”

“Johnny Bravo says that line when the girl says she has a boyfriend: ‘well you look like the kinda girl who could use two boyfriends.'”

Aaron Bell, Sports Editor:

“My doctor says I’m lacking vitamin U.”

“I’m learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?”

Will Hickey, Staff Contributor:

“Can you go check the thermostat? Because it’s at least 10 degrees hotter when you’re in the room.”

“*on tinder* Do you believe in love at first swipe?”

Taylore Latham, Staff Contributor:

“My favorite, since I had my appendix out, is ‘Are you my appendix? I don’t know what you do or how you work but I feel like I should take you out.’”

“Another good one is, ‘Good thing I brought my library card because I’m checking you out.'”